Thread: iPad 5 vs the Spacetime Continuum.
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Old 06-01-2013, 05:49 PM   #75
WT Sharpe
Bah, humbug!
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Originally Posted by afv011 View Post
Looks like your crystal ball might have the wrong date. Give it a good shake and, if all fails, nothing that a hammer can't fix.
The day isn't over yet. No doubt they will hold a nighttime press conference. But just to double-check, I consulted a The Onion Magic Answer Ball.

"Will the iPad 5 be released today?"

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"Could you clarify that answer?"

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"Are you certain?"

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