Thread: Silliness Add/Read a good joke to lighten your day
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Old 06-01-2013, 10:27 AM   #6583
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Bah, humbug!
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Two more quotes I came upon while playing games on my iPad. (FWIW, I've discovered that the quotes in this game, while fun to solve and read, are sometimes lacking in accuracy as regards sources. These quotes are "brought to you by the exciting iPhone and iPad game Cryptogram.")

Don't worry. Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep. In a giant blender.
—Homer Simpson

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I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.
—Ilie Nastase
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