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The Story Game


The Characters

Asparagus Pungent - A disreputable, financially disabled, failed secret agent, who was a cunning linguist, in 7 seven earth and 42 alien languages, and had the record of the most failed assignments.

Stringbean DaGee-Pungent - Asp's absolutely stunning better half, who recently divorced him and was a successful agent.

Pundit - Asp's talking dog, the smartest of the pair, who had Telsian fleas.

The Lizzards - A race of Purple popple eaters, chasing Pungent for crimes against their nature.

"F" - the leader of the IDIGIPSAA

Other characters as deemed necessary.


The Current Place.

Earth in the year 2525 at F's office.


The Mission (that Pungent failed at).

Asp was to relieve the Lizzards of their Gizzard (A device they used for theft but commonly used for Inter everything transport.)


Definitions.

Popple - a food stuff similar to Poi but blander.)

IDIGIPSAA - InterDimensional, InterGalactic & InterPlanetary Secret Affairs Agency. Charged with keeping all things within bounds.

Telsian Fleas - similar to earth fleas in size, but actually undetected secret agents for GFLAC

GFLAC - Galactic Frauds, Letchers, Assassins and Conmen.

Lizzards - A race of Gecko like blue and red spotted lizzards with a pink base color, whose primary mission in life was to steal from others.

Alice's Restaurant - An intereverything place you can get anything you want (except Alice).


The Rules.

1. Any one can enter (even the Judges) as many times as they wish.

2. Each entry must be a paragraph of at least one sentence. It can be longer or more than one paragraph

3. Each paragraph must relate somehow to the prior entrants writing. There is no such event as off topic.

4. This will be a "never ending" story.

5. Characters may be added as necessary.

6. The judges will select the prize winners.

7. The selected judges will be contacted by PM prior to their announcement. I don't want to commit any one already committed.
A. Judge DixieGal - a personage of downhome southern humor, gracious wit and recipes (yum).

B. Judge Dr. Drib - that Intelctual maven of fine taste,wicked wit and bad advice.


C. Judge Zelda-Pinwheel - The shining star of inciteful comments, generous wit and protector of sparkly spinning object.




Disclaimer:
No one under the age of silliness and intellectual fun & pun will be allowed to enter. All prizes won must be picked up Alice's (you must find your own way there). I really do not know how to write. All spelling errors and word misuse are deliberate.

The Prizes.

Grand Prize: A one way trip for 2 to the furthest reaches of the multiverse.
First Prize: A table for two at Alice's and a prime dinner of aged popple (a lizzardian delicacy).
Second Prize: A Telsian flea.



The Start.

Pungent was cringing in F's office after failing his last mission.

"Pungent you excretable cretin" yelled F "You failed again - no Gizzard from Lizzard. How are we supposed stop intereverthing theft? Get out of here!!!!"
Asparagus Pungent, head hung low, left the office.
Disintering himself via the secret exit, he turned left down Nowhere St. towards his domicile. "Darn it!" He thought, "My residence isn't mine, SBD (his nickname for his former wife) got it during the divorce, where am I going to go?"

Mean while Stringbean entered F's office via the telport door and said "F, I successfully retrieved the Flatiron Gizmo from the Techno's secret lab. Now, maybe we can lay smooth the wrinkles in the multiverse and keep better track"

F, who was now calm. said "Good work Stringbean, we needed a win. Hmm, by the way what DID you see in Asp anyway? I know you are now divorced."

Stringbean didn't answer - just turned her head, to hide a wicked grin and the red creeping up her tanned neck. She thought "Cheeky B*****d". Turning away she asked "Next Assignment?"

F thought a moment and said "See if you can find the Gizzard and bring it back, Asp failed again."

"Ok" she replied and left via the telport door.


Pungent realized he had no ready cash to get Pundit out of doggy jail. So he went to the Beetlejuice Bank ATM, did all that entry stuff and then prayed on his knees that money would come. Pungent was ecstatic when money spued out.

Walking jauntily to the pound Pungent actually avoided several Lizzards in drag waiting to kidnap him at his former house.

Pungent entered the pound paid Pundits fine and left.

Pungent ask "How did they treat you Pundit"

"As well as could be expected" replied Pundit "but some Lizzards came round and tried to bribe me with some paradigms." "Which I took, I told them the location of your house knowing that it wasn't your domicile any more."

Meanwhile back at the house the Lizzards were getting impatient, flicking tougue.

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