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Dear Darkly Dreaming EbookNerd,
I recommend that you arrange for your shiny thing to become "lost." If you like, I can supply a postal address to which your shiny thing can become lost in transit. Then you'll need to replace your shiny thing, and there is a good possibility that your lost shiny thing will be taken in by a kind-hearted stranger, thus sparing both of you a considerable amount of trauma (and substantial therapy bills, as well!)
Best regards,
Not-Dr.-Bad-Advice
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