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Originally Posted by RWood
Hey BA:
Nice gig you got. I loved you on the A-Team TV series. Man, you kicked some a**. Good to see you finally got a real job other than pushing those boy dolls on some kids Saturday morning TV pablum.
Now I've got this buddy, you see, and he's afraid to fly. Says only loonies and crazy people fly. We've got this job we've got to get to in Lima, Peru to help this guy from the US get his teaching certificate and a few other things (if you catch my meaning, if you get my drift.) The highway is closed for repairs and the boat takes too long. How do we get him to Peru?
Signed,
(Captain) H. M. Murdock
Owner, Howling Mad's Flying School
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Dear (Captain) H. M. Murdock:
I think you’re confusing me with someone’s remake. I – ME - at one time
thought I was
H.M. Murdock in a previous life. I don't like to advertise this but I was, once upon a time, certifiably crazy: Loco, burro, tonto, a drooling idiota.
Dr. Bad Advice tries to forget the mistakes of his past, in addition the electro-shock therapy that made him, for awhile, a drooling idiot -- much like a sixteen year-old. Please keep in mind this was during the days of “
Cujo,” when mad dogs run free, so why not me/across the swooping plain. You must also remember that my escape from a maximum security prison was for a crime I did not commit. In hindsight, perhaps it’s better to commit a crime than to do a remake. (I must remind the sixteen year-olds on this site that
what I just wrote is VERY BAD ADVICE, indeed.)
But, returning to those days of yore:
I was younger then and enjoyed kicking some a**, as you so poetically state. Now, being much older, I only want to look for some….(well, perhaps Dr. Bad Advice has already said too much…
heheh.)
About your friend, I actually spoke to him yesterday. He informed me that his Teaching Certificate is valid…. but only valid south of the border and only in a Third World Country. He told me that he is looking forward to teaching and is actually living in Peru at this moment. He informed me that he wants to get married.
I certainly have a lot of bad advice for that poor fool.
Signed,
Dr. Bad Advice