Free Horror (that is especially relevant to readers of this forum):
Ebooks Will Eat Your Children's Flesh! (And Other Harbingers Of The Apocalypse) by Elvis Shackleton
Quote:
“Experts predict that within ten years of the rise of ebooks, publishing will implode, all decent writers will retire and start working at Tesco, 99% of books will be written in a sweat shop in Dagenham, the moral fibre of planet earth will vanish, moral outrage will spread like the plague, and as a result the plague will spread like the plague and flesh will fall off the faces of children as young as five...”
For over ten years Elvis Shackleton has been one of Britain’s most eclectic commentators, producing a curate’s egg of ideas, observations, commentary, outrage and occasional pieces of entirely fabricated investigative journalism. Now, for the first time, highlights from this random collection of words have been assembled into one volume. EBOOKS WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN’S FLESH! contains such Shackleton gems as:
Someone Like You vs You Oughta Know: Which Is The Bigger Psycho Song?
Bloody Scotland, Independent
The Distilled Essence of Pussy Galore
10 Christmas Songs That Are Crimes Against Humanity
The Slartibartfast Paradigm
There's A Windfarm Outside My Window
The Wacko Boffin’s Guide To Climate Change
and many more.
|
http://www.amazon.com/Ebooks-Childre...dp/B00CMDP5MQ/
It's more or less self-pub (Long Midnight Publishing only publishes Douglas Lindsey, from what I can see, otherwise, and has no website).