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Originally Posted by RWood
Dear Doctor Bad A:
Today the stuffed Steiff cat that lives on my desk (her name is Catapea) brought home with her a red Logitech mouse. (A V220 cordless optical from my wife's laptop.) You can see it here. This is the first sign that she might be a mouser. She has ignored the Microsoft Explorer mouse that has been on the desktop for years.
Should I be concerned that she might start bringing home more mice? Could this be the start of something bigger?
Signed,
And Wondering Why |
Dear And Wondering Why:
I believe that if you stuffed the cat and made the cat the mouse that a supreme
Ironic Statement would be made. Please do this outside and far from neighbors, as cats can be very messy, unlike dogs who know how to show affection.
Once your task is completed you may find it difficult to manipulate the cat across the mouse pad, but you could always get a bigger computer and a bigger mouse pad.
Think of the advantages to my suggestion: No longer would you have to take out the litterbox, or feel embarrassed when the cat turns her eyes to observe you watching her use the litterbox. No longer would you have to watch in envy as your wife shared her affection with a cat.
If you feel secure in your marriage, you could even present your wife with the new stuffed cat. Imagine the two of you laughing over this incident, many years from now, in your doting old age.
I will say one more thing about your cat: Any cat that ignores a Microsoft product is one smart cat. Too bad you killed it.
Signed,
Dr. Bad Advice
Dr. Bad Advice is back from lunch and will attempt to answer a few more questions before reading a good book...er, I mean ebook.