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Dear Dr. Bad Advice,
I have a bone to pick with you. I asked you once how I should treat my new ebook reader and you told me to take care of it like it was my most treasured possession - or did you perhaps say you thought my t-shirt was possessed? So, anyway, I buried it in the backyard next to my favorite pigskin chew toy - man, those things are dynamite especially after they've gotten all gooey and dirty and have cured a tad. So, anyway, yesterday I dug up my reader and now whenever I go to read my favorite ebooks Harry, Ron, and Hermione always turn out to be pimply little pubescent twits with complexes of divine omniscience. What have you done?! Please help.
Signed,
P.O.'d
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