Interviewer: And I believe you're working on an anagram version of Shakespeare?
Man: Sey, sey - taht si crreoct, er. Ta the mnemot I'm wroking on 'The Mating of the Wersh'.
Interviewer: 'The Mating of the Wersh'? By William Shakespeare?
Man: Nay, by Malliwi Rapesheake.
Interviewer: And what else?
Man: 'Two Netlemeg of Verona', 'Twelfth Thing', 'The Chamrent of Venice'....
Interviewer: Have you done 'Hamlet'?
Man: 'Thamle'. 'Be ot or bot ne ot, tath is the nestquie.'
Interviewer: And what is your next project?
Man: 'Ring Kichard the Thrid'.
Interviewer: I'm sorry?
Man: 'A shroe! A shroe! My dingkome for a shroe!'
Interviewer: Ah, Ring Kichard, yes... but surely that's not an anagram, that's a spoonerism.
Man: If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to **** off. (he leaves)
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