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Dear Dr. Bad Advice,
I recently downloaded a whole lot of pirate ebooks from a link someone sent me. Now I really love that there are so many pirate ebooks available, but when I mention it here, some people look at me nastily with suggestion that I am contributing to terrorism and that I probably have close relations with livestock. I don't think this is fair at all. I really enjoy downloading pirate ebooks. I mean, Treasure Island is an absolute classic, and, sure, I've also got some children's ebooks, like Pirate Pete, but surely that would only make me prone to mockery and derision, not moral outrage. Admittedly there is also the How To Be A Pirate, but it is purely for reference and comparison in relation to the assorted pirate biographies I own.
Regardless, I think their judgement of me because of my pirate ebook collection is totally unfair. Do you think they're being unfair? How can I respond to their discriminatory and judgemental contempt?
Also, how does a gas barbecue work?
Signed in my own blood, with many an "Arrrr, me maties!"
Captain Grayscalebeard
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