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Originally Posted by RWood
Dear Dr. Bad Advice:
At a recent rally in Fairfax (you may have seen it on tonight's newscast) one of the politico junkies proclaimed my Sony Reader to be a tool of the devil (Bezobub.) They threw it to the ground, jumped on it with their spike heels, and proceeded to do as much damage as they could to it. By a miracle the unit still worked and displayed the King James version of Bible. As a sign, it was opened to the passage about forgiving others.
Should I forgive this one protester or must I forgive the entire Democratic that she was protesting for?
Signed,
Still Reading Along
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Dear Still Reading Along:
I am at a loss to understand the continuing confusion between Bezobub and Mr. Bezos. I’ll give you a hint: One of them is the Devil; that is, unless one is a doppelganger of the other...
You should not blame the Democratic party or even the Republican Party for any misfortune; after all, fools wander where others fear to tread. Or something like that.
The bigger question is this: If one can forgive man, can one forgive aliens? I would suggest that you hold off on reading the King James version of the Bible and read Roselyn’s autobiography, "
The Alien Ravishment of Roselyn.”
Consider it a sign from Above that your Sony still works. I would call that a miracle in itself and be happy.
Signed,
Dr. Bad Advice