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You can't eat platypus! That's crazy talk. That's like saying "I'm just going to deep-fry this itty-bitty little kitty-cat". Platypus are cute-cute-cute (well, except for whole "poisonous spur on rear leg thing that will cause extremities of pain enough to make you see through time" thing).
Roo, croc, or emu, however, are totally fair game (roo's a very low fat meat, too, and tasty, as long as you only cook it "rare").
Cheers,
Marc
(PS. I'll just remind anyone who thinks that "itty-bitty little kitty-cat" cooking is also "fair game" that, firstly, Adrian the invisible and inadvertently violent gibbon loves his itty-bitty little kitty-cat like a child loves his invisible friend, and secondly that said itty-bitty little kitty cat in avatar is the God of Acutelation, and gods, no matter how cute, know how to go all sturm und drang on your arse. Always remember the the corollary to the Schrödinger Cat Theory, otherwise known as Pratchett's Third State)
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