Fotawn: It was funny when that sticky sweaty reporter tried to pick up the hippie chick. Even funnier was when he kept growning, and reached down and actually did pick her up. Almost liek a scene from a movie written by a male.
Union Boss: I wonder when he will stop growing. Lucky that hippie chick was able to slip between his expanding cells and get away. He just keeps expanding.
BIG BANG! 
UB: Well, I guess that answered my question.
The End
Stay tuned in a few years for
Part II: The Electron Strikes Back
And Part III: The Revenge of the Photons