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Fotawn: What did you see up there?
Union Boss: I saw disturbing things, son, horrible disturbing things.
F: Like what?
UB: I saw Qwark Kent come out of the closet from inside a phone booth.
F: That's not a surprise, but what else happened up there?
UB: I saw that sticky sweaty reporter expand big bang style ... and ... and ... it's too horrible, I can't say it!
F: You can tell me. Go on.
UB (wailing): I saw that sticky sweaty reporter hitting on the hippie chick! The horror! My eyes! Here, take this uranium rod and beat that image out of my head!
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