Dear Ford:
Please add the ability to change the configuration of the engine. When I'm sitting on the engine block as I'm driving down the road, I can't reach the drive train while I'm pumping the pistons by hand, not to mention that I have no place to put my feet. While you're at it, please add a windshield in front of the engine because the one behind it does me no good.
I know, everyone says I should just sit behind the steering wheel and drive that way, but that doesn't work with the way I like to do things.
It would be simple to implement. I would do it myself, but I'm not a car guy.
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