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Excuse me, sir... Cole Valence, reporting for... um, whoever. What is your name, sir?
I'm Led Lodestone...
Mr. Lodestone, has the UEU completed its deliberations?
Yes, we have.
And what is the result of the vote?
The UEU has decided to go on strike as of midnight, September 20th, unless our demands are met!
And what demands are these?
I'll let our secretary give you the details. I have degaussing to do.
Okay, thank you. Well, folks, you heard that... Mr. Lodestone is off to do some degaussing. I think that's a pretty clear sign that something's going to be fully powered down, probably soon. While we try to find the UEU secretary, we can hear the electrons coming out of the building, thay are all chanting something. If I hold the mike in their direction, let's see if we can catch what they're singing...
"Might as well lay down to sleep,
Too dark to find a beat!
No Flash light!
No Red light!
No Neon light!
Nooo stop liiiight!..."
Oh... that doesn't sound promising...
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