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You're my new Hero I haven't read so much gibberish in one post since, uhh, well actually, since the last post of yours I read on here, come to think of it. Didn't realise you were Marc, but it seems I did know you before I thought I didn't after all!

Borag Thungg, Marc! Nice to meet you, ignore the frills and the dirty spots on what should otherwise be an untainted lampshade. Ok, that was a lie. I can't back that up. My lampshade is so dirty the dirt has evolved.

Originally Posted by montsnmags

So, did you find one?

I was going to ask here but then all these weirdos started chiming in...

I used to work at the bleeding edge, but I soon realised I wasn't cut out (or was I?) for knife-juggling.

I think I see the problem. Knife-juggling is a dangerous thing when you're clearly as mental as a bag of spanners...

Do you know the proper way to perform heat-parameter testing on an obstreperous llama, is there any means of detection of your typical invisible and inadvertently violent gibbon, and how would you install a time-dilator in a small kitten (without the use of chain mail gloves, seven litres of baby oil, and a death wish)?

Yes, thank you; again, yes; and finally, that's tech support's job.

Did you challenge her to a dual? (It's like a duel, but you do it from a horizontally opposed tandem bike)

Could have been worse; I could have challenged her to a duet, and with my voice... yeesh. Also, it could have happened at sea. They say worse things happen at sea. I suppose it's true, since I can't swim. That would be worse.

I've had a vision that involved robot guitars taking over the world.

Just now, or generally? If just now, do you have visions about current topics of discussion often? If so, let's talk about rhinos wrestling in custard, that should be entertaining.

They weren't good robot guitars either; they were pure evil, only playing "Kum ba yah" and John Mayer songs.

The bastards! The only thing eviller is me; I can't actually play the guitar, I'm not even as good as playing Kum ba yah or John Mayer songs.
But why would Evil Robot Guitars (tm) want to do everyone a favour and take over the world? Surely they'd prefer to leave us in the hands of the idiots we already have...?

I owe the cloven-hoofed bastard about seventeen avatars worth of souls.

I didn't realise Sparrow had cloven hoofs! (I thought it was the way he walked)

Say, Sparrow...are you doing anything with your soul at the moment, because it's looking a little...tarnished...and I'm happy to take it down to the local jeweller for a polish. I can even make you an avatar to use as a substitute while you wait?

Hey, no soul pimpage in my thread, please. Unless I get commission, of course.

[holds out hand]

[Also holds out hand]

Hey, say, can I get you one?

Oh hell yes, I'll try anything.

I'm out of twirly straws, but I've a three-tiered, saffron, Balinese cocktail umbrella I can pop in it that you'll...just...die...for.

It's ok, I'm getting a bit bored of those, not to mention they get lost in a pint of cider.

Well, every other bit of lighting at the Party Villa was a flaming torch or bonfire of some kind, so a lamp kind of sticks out. That's probably why people kept trying to set you on fire.

Ahh, it's hard to see with a lampshade on your head.
I thought the propensity for immolation was a requirement for entry...

Prepare to be reborn at the Party. It's a magical experience, if a trifle sticky

Is that what that was? I thought I'd scored there...

(the Oort-Whale cows are all up for the part if you give them enough liquid methane)

Who wouldn't be!