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Originally Posted by Dr. Drib
Hello:
My name is Milo Finnderbinnder and I just bought Joyce Carol Oates's new masterpiece, "The Accursed," which I plan to read as soon as I am released.
Am I accursed for buying this ebook?
Milo
Ebook Sanitarium, Ward 8
Miskatonic University
Essex County, Massachusetts
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I've just finished it - YOU'RE DOOMED!
[P.S. It's a wonderful read - well worth the eternal damnation you will suffer]