My new book is out on Amazon for Fire users.

It's a comic, caustic cautionary tale of home ownership. No property owner, architect or contractor should be without a copy.
Amazon Prime Users: download it for free.
http://www.amazon.com/You-Give-Archi.../dp/B00B6F6UFW
What the Critics Say:
"As a man who has had renovations done, and has read a lot of children's books, this book somehow assuaged the pain of both."--Joel Stein, Man Made: A Stupid Quest for Masculinity
"A great parody of 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie' for anyone who has ever tried to have renovations done on their home!"--Jacqueline Woodson, Locomotion
What the Architects Say:
"Why do you think I built my own damn cabin?"--Henry David Thoreau