Kittenhood is free today:
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The life of a kitten hangs on a precipice between the heights of catness, with all the imperial power that implies, and your bottomless desire for snuggles. In time you'll understand there's no true conflict between the two. Your subjects owe you snuggles and you owe them nothing in return. Until your emotions mature sufficiently to support the enormous ego you will one day carry, your knowledge of this truth may stand in conflict with your feelings. This is a just stage of your existence and is nothing to be too ashamed of, but you must take care not to let it interfere with your ultimate lot in life.