[travger]

Sparkly vampires are easy on the eye! Will take them over ordinary kind any day. I believe I'd look much more favorably on zombies too if they'd sport some occasional sparkle... or at least some glow-in-the-dark.

Actually, I have quite a lot against people who declare "I don't read romance! (crime, fantasy, etc.)" and when you ask which one they didn't like, they tell you proudly that they have never touched the genre.
If I meet that person often, I'll keep pestering until they read at least half of the (carefully chosen by discussing preferences) book and can tell me why it was boring. Then we can try try another author...

I'm rather bored by crime and detective mysteries (tv fills that need better), nowadays only crime author I will give my time to is Dick Francis.