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Originally Posted by Steve Jordan
I suspect there's little we can do to stop them. They seem to be working under orders from Mother Earth herself, who has discovered Barack Obama's secret plans to reunite the landmasses in a second Pangaea that will resemble Obama himself (as recently revealed in his party's promotional video). Understandably, she has decided to fight back with every weapon in her arsenal. I heard there's a locust draft... |
Ma Nature is angry. (Isn't there a margarine commercial in here somewhere?) Maybe that explains why Gustav is getting ugly. Is it just me, or does it seem like hurricanes should be given Carribean names like Marley or Molly? Or Doobie or Mary Jane? Gustav makes it sound like a nazi hurricane. Or a glokenspiel maker.