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Konichi-wa, I'm Steve Jordan. Today on This Old Thread, we'll be examining monsters. You know, you have to be very careful when you make monsters... too much of one ingredient, and the whole thing can go ker-plotz on you, and ruin your evil plans of global domination. There's nothing worse than a perfect plan being ruined when your monster either turns out to be too nice... or eats your head.
Case in point, this year's political candidates. We'll be studying them to see where the mixes went wrong, and what can possibly be fixed without just scrapping them and starting over.
But first, a message from our sponsor, Jurassic Park, opening a mini-park right in downtown San Diego. Watch for the billboards... then look twice, to make sure it is one!
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