Good News! Asda (Walmart) still sell Rubis (chocolate flavoured fortified red wine) although M&S and Tesco seem to only have had it as a seasonal thing. Unfortunately I depleted Viccie Wine's stock of Lindisfarne cherry wine and elderberry wine, so will have to take a trip to the Isle when I get a car.
Anyway, in honour of the good news I'm donating some
to be sprinkled on whatever confectionary may be deemed appropriate.
If you think happy thoughts it may even help you view the films currently showing on the ceiling.
(apologies for the size of the pic, don't have time energy [and quite possibly knowledge and resources] to scale down. It's the thought that counts)