Originally Posted by pdurrant
[Yokel 1 (reading a letter)] It says here, my sister's just had a baby.
[Yokel 2] Oh yes? A boy or a girl?
[Yokel 1] I don't know yet, it doesn't say.
[Yokel 2] Well, when are you going to find out whether you're an Aunt or an Uncle?
My cup of iced water is empty. Time for Coke Zero #2!
It's a girl!
Cappuccino in my cup. It's still very early, trying to wake up ...