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Originally Posted by Steve Jordan
Cool, I love Downunder Outback Death Metal Banjo Band. The Moss Green album is killer. And as far as naming the library, just calling "VW Microbus" makes it easy.
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Excellent taste as usual, good sir, in both euphony and athenaeum-appellation. Henceforth, wherewithal and behoovery, the Psrhynk Memorial Libr....oops, umm, pretend I didn't say "Memorial", okay...The Pshrynk Library, my library, shall hereafter, buy-and-bye, in ad nauseum answer to the nominative "VW Microbus". If you address her as "My dearest, most compact and smoothly-duco'd VW Microbus..." she will answer
any question you ask at any time and anywhere. Of course, if you would prefer to attend to her yourself, her visiting hours are between 0.00000000001ms PBB (Post Big-Bang) and 15'45"BTBC (Before The Big Crunch), the latter giving her time to wash her hair and put on some nice shoes before the after-the-end-of-the-multiverse celebrations. I highly recommend the Llama Wing, though access to the Psockpuppet UnderSubBasement should only be attempted while accompanied by a qualified non-human primate and a sturdy squash racket (which can be supplied at the front desk).
Steve, my good friend and aesthetic adept, it would honour me greatly if you would introduce the Libary's namesake, and start the traditional library-naming ceremony with that throwing arm of yours, tossing the usual bottle of Llamagavulin 314 Proof Quantum Whishskee at the Library Door, Tibetan throat-singing the new name as you do so.
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Do you know if any of those girls like older guys? I mean, if not, I can color my hair, and yo, I just got paid...
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Umm, Steve, as usual you are right on most things...except for the bit about underage girls. You might want to look a little closer, and you'll notice there is something a little...meerkat-like about their faces. I suggest that you "look with your eyes; not with your hands" when dealing with them, unless you are considering adapting the more dexterous section of your forelimbs to a state more conducive to familiarisation with the octal number system or, gods and demons forbid, you need to redirect those studies to familiarity with the binary, counting on subsequently less-dexterous stumps - meerkats are cute, but fickle, and almost as feisty as fairies when provoked.
Montsnmags Party: where the drinks are Zany and the foodchain is complicated.
Cheers,
MC Squared