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Originally Posted by pshrynk
 Hey! I'm still in the process of losing the retrochronic '04 campaign! There's too much money to be pumped out of the marks... i mean voting public to give up yet! I mean look at Gore in '00! That loss went on forever. |
Woohoo! Party at my house!
Err, I mean, in my infinite wisdom I have decided to rename, after Hell Presidentay, my infinite library that parallels the infinite dining table in my infinite dining room in my infinite chateau on my infinite estate that occupies a region of un-space across the multiverse and infinite pan-dimensional curly superstrings ...and QUANTUM...lots and lots of QUANTUM, because it mixes so well with the dark matter being stirred by dark energy spoons in every Zany Carter El Presidente being served at the Library Naming Ceremony...and did I mention quantum...oh, yeah, got heaps of the stuff, shipped in from the Pandaborg Quadrant in the holds of the Flying Llllllama Squadron, lead by Captain "Death By Bananas From The Skies" Adrian, who has flown in to throw down a few Zanys himself with his good friend and band-mate, The Librarian, forming (with me on percussion, mouth-harp and theremin) the Downunder Outback Death Metal Banjo Band (new single out now, "I Love You Like A Cousin, Corinne, But My Cousin's Got No Teeth").
Anyway, the library...naming it after pshrynk...not sure what to name it yet ("The Espresso Machine-Stealing Cudsucker Universal Library of Infamy"?), but I'm open to suggestions.
Come one, come all. Make sure your belly's empty and your hindbrain emptier (make space for the Zany, baby!). Breakfast is on me! C'mon in and loosen up. Who's your daddy?! Oh, yeah, you like that, don't you?
Cheers,
MC Hammered