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Of course he is using time travel. Don't all presidential candidates? So to sum it all up:
1. Pshynk recently ran for and lost the 2004 US Prez election, despite the earnest efforts of his devoted and criminal campaign staff. Many bribes... donations were accepted/extorted. Marc was in charge of the victory party, so you can figure out where things began to go awry.
2. After that highly profitable fiasco, Pshrynk briefly considered running for 2000, and some of his loyal and criminal staff may or may not have invented the hanging chad just for the occasion.
3. That candidacy fell apart after the invasion of the Pandorg and Pshrynk's alien abduction, probing, and brainwashing to believe he was a panda.
4. Followed by his rescue from the Pandorg and subsequent defenestration into a camelid (llama variety). Llamas are basically harmless if you stand upwind of them, his wife figures a llama is close enough for her and government work, so no further efforts have been made to de-llamize him.
5. And now he is running for president again. Business as usual. And he spits a lot less than many elected officials already in office, so it's a win-win situation at this point.
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