Given the lack of availability of tickets to Mars (or even the Moon), I'd be very happy to take a desert island in a small archipelago of like-minded islanders. Or a dessert island, either way. In fact, if I could have either one medium-sized islands or two small ones, I can provide a pastry café with all kinds of yummy baked goods, served with espresso or tea beverages, hot or cold. (I've mentioned that I'm Married To the Muffin Man, right?
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Fairies, of course, will always be welcome in the café.
