Ministry Fellow taps the top of his board, with his pencil.
"mmm, that's the way you want to play it?"... Clips pencil to the top of the board, talkes it in his right hand, and then walks slowly forward towards the desk, whilst stroking his long-handled moustache with his left hand...
"Either you answer the charge, Sir, or I shall be forced to close this outfit down under Rules sections 5.1.23 and 6.98.a sub para 3..." He leered down at the quivering wreck before him.....
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