[DixieGal]

Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

Colonel Certain Death, nicknamed "Seedy", met the llamanauts on the ground, next to Lt. Biggles, who was flipping through a dictionary trying to find "defenestrate", to figure out exactly what it was he had done and/or was standing in. Unfortunately, it was an untested dictionary.


It was so poor of a dictionary, in fact, that when New Guy whispered that the proper way to pronounce Seedy's rank was "Call-o-nell", Biggles couldn't refute it. It was a good plan, thought PH, as he and NG snuck back to the confused-looking llamas, leaving Seedy chest to chest with Biggles, shouting, "What did you just call me?!"

Turning back to face Jello, Biggles introduced her to Colonel Certain "Seedy" Death.

"Ms. Wiggles, I'm a fan. I've read all of your perky, life-affirming columns," he said.

"Fine, always good to meet a fan. But I'm here on a serious story today. My moles at the border keep telling me that there is a huge buildup, a defenestration in fact, of martial-arts trained squirrels on the armadillopuss border. Is there any truth to this rumor?"

"Why, hummm, well you see, uh...."