Colonel Certain Death, nicknamed "Seedy", met the llamanauts on the ground, next to Lt. Biggles, who was flipping through a dictionary trying to find "defenestrate", to figure out exactly what it was he had done and/or was standing in. Unfortunately, it was an untested dictionary.
It was so poor of a dictionary, in fact, that when New Guy whispered that the proper way to pronounce Seedy's rank was "Call-o-nell", Biggles couldn't refute it. It was a good plan, thought PH, as he and NG snuck back to the confused-looking llamas, leaving Seedy chest to chest with Biggles, shouting, "What did you just call me?!"