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Originally Posted by montsnmags
[i]You dirty, stinkin', thievin, mongrel, son of a spud-brained, qtipped, fuzz-headed, cud-spittin', jumper-wearin' dam(n)!!! I'll kill you. I'll kill all of you. I'll tear your skin off for a fedora and use your legs to prop up the drying rack I'm going to make from your ribcage, to dry out your intestines and use them as chord for a necklace to hang your shrivelled bollocks from, you stinking, grass-eating, ruminating, cursed camelid.
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Originally Posted by montsnmags
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Well. I am memorizing this little diatribe for future reference. Never know when this will come in handy. Maybe for the next time some empty headed bubble brained teen is texting on her phone and crosses the double line coming towards me...........