Right now I'm thinking of Burial and Death (you know how us poets are) and writing an essay about it and have just remembered the wonderful Clifford D. Simak novel Cemetary World.
Carry on with your dish washing and knob twisting and loading instructions. Maybe someone should write a book about it - How to load a Dishwasher ala the "How to Sharpen Pencils" that my son got for Christmas.
http://www.amazon.com/How-Sharpen-Pe...arpen+a+pencil