No, no, no, I don't want hossenfeffer! How do you think I got into this bad-dreaming mess? I need real sustenance. I need protein. I need... eggs!
Preferably deviled. With a touch of mustard, and paprika for presentation. And Polish Kielbasa, sliced into little ovals, you know, like you serve 'em for Christmas.
And if you bring any Egg Beaters into this house, I'll beat you to death and stuff you into the carton!
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