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Originally Posted by psockpuppet
If you please, sir, the head table is right over here. We'll be serving dinner shortly. And Dreamer said to give you this and then slapped me. I'm not surehow to do that, since if I slap you, it would be me slapping you and not Dreamer slapping me. I need to go and read the fmanual again to see what I should do.
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psockpuppet, I only slapped you after you tried frisking me to ensure I wasn't carrying any pointy weapons or elicit mind altering drugs with which to de-acutelate the King. I believe my scanty attire nullified the need for frisking. And besides, your hands were cold.
Your Highness King Pandaborg, I'd be pleased to join you on the veranda, but I don't think there are any mirrors out there.
Dreamer