Everything I wrote happened! Just as I described it! It was horrible! Horrible! I could barely hold my pencil still enough to scribble out this sad tale!
Oh I do hope someone figures out who did it .... before more innocent mods are removed from active duty!
Oh look! Prizes! Shiny prizes! If I stump all of you, I can keep them for myself! Right?
*off to edit the rules a bit*
