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Originally Posted by The Skwerl
Here I sit broken hearted tried to pooh but only farted.
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Better than the other way round I guess

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There is a story about an England cricketer who was quite proud of his bottom burping ability. One day, while fielding in the slips, he warned his teammates he was just about to produce a good one. Unfortunately, he followed through and had to leave the field the play.