This was printed in the Idaho Statesman, December 26, 2011
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Wow! I've always wanted a job as an Adnubustratuve Assustabt and now here's an opening for exactly that.
What does an Adnubustratuve Assustabt do? Who the bleep cares? I just want that on a plaque on my desk.