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Originally Posted by RickyMaveety
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HA!!! There, I've run rings around you logically!!! And using only a llama, a duck, and this trusty paperclip!!
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Ahh, I see you've fallen for the usual assumption, and assumed that the "logic" of such matters begins and ends with the
Bill of Ducks and
The Declaration of Llamapendence. While I will put aside what should be unforgivable references to
Clippy, I
do humbly respect the near-supreme importance of the above documents, with their positing of self-evident truths such as "Is it made of lemon juice? Doorknob. Ankle. Cold" and "The orange slayed the rake". Truly, it is philosophy as poetry.
However, one must occasionally remove one's cultural blinkers and see that there are other truths outside that are perhaps even more supreme and just.
For instance...
Yam! Bam! mon chat Splash
Git sur mon lit a bouffe
sa langue en buvant tout mon whisky
quant a moi peu dormi, vide, brime
J'ai du dormir dans la gouttiere
Ou j'ai eu un flash *
Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!
En quatre couleurs *"
Allez hop! un matin
Une louloute est venue chez-moi
Poupee de cellophane, cheveux chinois
un sparadrap, une gueule de bois
a bu ma biere dans un grand verre en caoutchouc
Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!
Comme un indien dans son igloo
Ca plane pour moi ca plane pour moi
Ca plane pour moi moi moi moi moi
Ca plane pour moi
Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!
Ca plane pour moi
Allez hop! la nana quel panard!
Quelle vibration!
de s'envoyer sur le paillasson
Limee, ruinee, videe, comblee
You are the King of the divan!
Qu'elle me dit en passant
Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!
You see? It is inarguable, for, indeed, I am...
Yours respectfully,
The King of the Divan