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Originally Posted by RWood
You want silly, ok. They force you to remove all the letters "A" in the texts because that is what the export restrictions say.
Silly enough? Then how about, you have to read all of the texts aloud before they allow you to leave the inspection area. This provides them with a week of entertainment during which you are not allowed to leave even to go to the rest room.
Silly, let me think. OK, they quizz you on the plots and themes of each book and you are about to miss your flight when the entire airport is besieged by a gian robot answering to the name of "Marvin" that creates enough confusion for you to grab your things, run to the gate, and just make your flight.
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No .... it CAN'T be the letter "A" .... because then how would they spell America?? It has to be a letter we just don't use that often. Like "Q" ... that way the ducks can come into the country, but they will simply have to speak French. "Coin, coin" rather than "Quack quack."