Don't tell me you've found a way to settle the arguments between the:
- Apple fanbois vs. anti-Apple factions
- pro- vs. anti-DRM
- anti-piracy vs. anarchists (sorry, couldn't think of a better word for those that believe all intellectual property should immediately belong to the world, but I suspect there's an official name for what they call themselves)
- Democrats vs. Republicans (for the American members)
That would be a great surprise indeed!