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Yes, they might inspect mine, because of its attractive color and design (turd brown and lumpy). They would be appalled at what I'm carrying on it - In the Midnight Hour, which is definitely erotica, lots of books about spacemen, and the Bible.
Copyright? Um, what do you mean, Officer? I'm just little ol' me and don't know anything about copyrights.
Honest, Officer, I'm just holding it for my friend.
I found it on the sidewalk, Officer, and don't know what it is. I was taking it to Lost & Found when you stopped me.
I read it, but never inhaled. What do you mean by "is," Officer?
But Officer, the guy I bought it from looked like a legitimate businessman.
So pshrynkydink, think of another question. This one is boring.
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