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Originally Posted by Milarepa
LOL, sounds like you guys must have elections for judges coming up.
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Stuff like that happens.
An old friend got his graduate degree in Library Science in Kentucky. He described a local election for county Sheriff, where an incumbent was running against a reform slate.
His re-election pitch was simple. "Y'all know me. Ah been yore Sheriff for nigh on twenty years now! Ah already
stole everything
ah want! You let them new guys in, they gonna be in there grabbin' with
both hands!" His constituents apparently thought "'Course they would. Be what
I'd do!", and re-elected him in a landslide.
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Dennis