Quote:
Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel
believe me, i am continually praying scientists will find a way to more equitably redistribute the world's precipitation. even if we can't ship it all the way to the antipodes i'm sure the south of this country (perpetually in a drought, according to the news) would appreciate it.
i think that opthalmologists are probably all frustrated sadists and torturers who have found the profession to be a refreshing outlet for their normally illegal tendencies. i suspect they give you the eyedrops that make you blind just so you cannot see them rubbing their hands together in evil glee as they shoot horrifying, unnamed things at your defenseless ocular globes.
|
I keep telling ya, there is an optical device that does it by shining light in your eye, but no one will believe me.