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Originally Posted by sianon
Zelda, no amount of rain is too much rain. If you don't want it, please tell it to come here where we reallllllly need lots of it. Our damns,, rivers and lakes are drying up at an alarming rate.
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believe me, i am continually praying scientists will find a way to more equitably redistribute the world's precipitation. even if we can't ship it all the way to the antipodes i'm sure the south of this country (perpetually in a drought, according to the news) would appreciate it.
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I totally agree with the Ophthalmologists implements of torture comment. Not only is there that strange thing they aim at your eye (incredibly scary) but what about the eye drops they use first. THEN after that test, mine stuck some other drops in my eye, made me wait for 20 minutes while they got to work. Called me back in before aiming something with a really bright light directly at my overly dilated pupil. My pupil did not go back to normal until late in the day (appointment was 8:30am), so I walked around with one pupil normal sized and the other one at maximum dilation. I sure got some odd looks.
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i think that opthalmologists are probably all frustrated sadists and torturers who have found the profession to be a refreshing outlet for their normally illegal tendencies. i suspect they give you the eyedrops that make you blind just so you cannot see them rubbing their hands together in evil glee as they shoot horrifying, unnamed things at your defenseless ocular globes.