how can you not love a contest including an entire category for "vile puns" ? i'm glad i'm not on the jury though ; i would never have been able to narrow the selection. i wanted to post my favorite winner but even that is beyond me, so here is one more or less at random, just for nostalgia's sake :
Quote:
When he concentrated, his thick black eyebrows furrowed, looking not unlike a pair of Hypercompe scribonia caterpillars on a collision course over the bridge of his nose, but unlike them, his eyebrows would never evolve into giant leopard moths, and would find better places to hover after nightfall than around her 40-watt backporch light.
Jane Auerbach
Los Angeles CA
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thanks madam b !