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I hope these haven't been posted already.
A few psychic jokes:
"I almost had a Psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met."... Steven Wright.
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A lady visits a psychic of some local repute. In a candle lit room, gazing at the tarot cards laid out before her, the tarot reader delivers the bad news:
"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt - prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, the lady stares at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She takes a few deep breaths to compose herself.
She simply has to know. She meets the tarot reader's gaze, steadies her voice, and asks: "Will I get away with it?"
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I went to a psychic fair once but it was cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
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If people have "psychic powers", how come they don't win all the lotteries?
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