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Originally Posted by LazyScot
Commissioner D has asked members of the public not to approach these individuals nor provide them any assistance whatsoever. However, if possible, members of the public are requested that they open fire on anyone who meets their descriptions. These individuals will be acting in a very suspicious manner, and may well give themselves away by attempting to plug in large numbers of electronic devices to recharge them.
"Should you see any persons or things meeting these descriptions, you are asked to contact the authorities immediately."
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Open fire? I always like a nice open fire with a mixture of pine and oak logs. The bright sparks ascending into the night sky make a nice substitute for fireworks. And marshmallows! Love roasting marshmallows over an open fire! Yummy!
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Originally Posted by LazyScot
"Okay, so let's see if I've got this correct. Across the road is the highly secret weapons research establishment of the Knights of Literature, a shadowy, unknown organisation whose avowed aim is to improve the world by eliminating from it all forms of inferior literature, those who write it and those who read it. To that end they have bio-engineered a team of llamas to be expert specialists at infiltration, martial-arts, kidnap, killing and general mayhem. And since I said I wanted some llamas you thought it would be good to get these."
"Yes" replied the BatAI
"I thought you said you where here to help."
"I did. I just didn't say who."
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Where's Admiral Naismith when we need him?
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"Help" said the invisible Nekokami from behind the blizzard of shopping-list FAXes. "Oh, and they'd like some angora rabbits."
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Soft and fluffy please.
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"Alright, alright. Look, what makes you think these llamas are safe, or that we can get the back?"
"Their programming hasn't been completed, so as long as you don't too many trigger words, you should be okay. Also this is a bat-vehicle. This means it is equipped with a large number of bat-devices-to-get-the-script-writer-out-of-the-blind-alley-they've-just-written-themselves-into. Otherwise known as Bat-Plot-Devices. Here's the map and directions."
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Trigger words? Is there a cheat sheet available? I'm afraid I'd mix up the trigger words with our code words. And what if some of the trigger words are the same as our code words? Oh, that'd be even worse.
Dreamer