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Originally Posted by Nexutix
A man's wife is staring at herself in the mirror and frowning. She turns to her husband and says "Honey, I feel fat, old, and ugly. I could really use a compliment right now." To which the husband replies "Darling, your eyesight is impeccable."
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Oddly enough, my wife didn't find this funny. I, on the other hand, worked very, very hard not to actually roll on the floor...
Stitchawl